Three Hundred and Twenty-Nine

Before you automatically go ahead and assume I gave up on lent...

DON'T!!!
 Because then you'll make an ass out of u and me!

I had to deliver some KFC to a friend when something triggered the noggin!

HELLOOOOO...

since when does the menu exploit the calorie count of every meal?

They are going to start losing customers 

when people start realizing that a 3 Original Recipe Strips Meal

is just the amount of calories you should intake in one day!

I'm surprised they didn't put the calories for the sauce!

I'm dying to know how many honey mustard has!